Episode 4: My first, and definitely not my last, random rant.

Lets talk about Capri pants.

You've seen them. All the ladies are wearing them these days. They go by a lot of different names, Clam-diggers, Pedal Pushers, Knickerbockers, Capri's. Whatever you want to call them, I don’t think I like ‘em. I mean what are they really? Are they long shorts? Are they short pants? What in the name of fashion are they?

The thing I dislike the most is, after talking to my wife and some of my female friends, I find out they cost the same, or more, than full-length pants. What!? They have less material! How can they cost the same? OR MORE?

This is a direct attack on the wallets of men all across America. This cannot continue. Won’t you join with me and lets stamp out this threat. I need ideas on how to make it happen guys. This is dangerous stuff gentlemen. We need to be on our A-game.

Maybe we could hire the A-Team?