Thursday, May 8, 2008

Episode 4: My first, and definitely not my last, random rant.


Lets talk about Capri pants.

You've seen them. All the ladies are wearing them these days. They go by a lot of different names, Clam-diggers, Pedal Pushers, Knickerbockers, Capri's. Whatever you want to call them, I don’t think I like ‘em. I mean what are they really? Are they long shorts? Are they short pants? What in the name of fashion are they?

The thing I dislike the most is, after talking to my wife and some of my female friends, I find out they cost the same, or more, than full-length pants. What!? They have less material! How can they cost the same? OR MORE?

This is a direct attack on the wallets of men all across America. This cannot continue. Won’t you join with me and lets stamp out this threat. I need ideas on how to make it happen guys. This is dangerous stuff gentlemen. We need to be on our A-game.

Maybe we could hire the A-Team?

6 comments:

robowerks said...

Uh... What's a wallet?

The Ferguson Family: said...

Capri's are for people like me who need something cooler than pants, but won't wear shorts because her legs are too white!!!

Unknown said...

What?
I wish I would of read this blog before I ordered these for you n8!

Jenny Albro said...
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Jenny Albro said...

Capri's are more comfortable then jeans and I know in my case my legs are FAT thats why I like capri's because I wont wear shorts because they show off too much of my legs but as far as price goes I AGREE.. I want to ask you this though if who ever decides prices on clothes and gas were fair would gas be 4.00 now??? America is not a cheap america my freind

Unknown said...

Capri pants are your friend. You should be happy, think about this. If someone shouldn't be wearing shorts but they might if capri's weren't a choice, you are spared some of the details. Hark back to when the no more short days at APHA were put into effect!